njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
ahemily: i just wanna drop out of school and be a pirate whos with me omg so basically we can drive away in Sam’s car (the 23rd cub leader) listening to pirate metal and find a ship and get on it and be pirates and ting and fuck exams!
moderately priced soaps are my calling
butterfliesandsuicides: someone get in my bed and cuddle me and let me fall asleep on you, okay?
everyonesahero: does anybody else just like research things for fun like you’re curious about something so you go read the whole wikipedia article on it and then read all the stuff the wikipedia article references and go to the library and read some books on it until you have all this new knowledge about a subject that actually has no real bearing on your life you were just kind of interested...
scabb3rs: Guys I’ve just been on my first date, like ever. With the guy I really like. Things are going really well between us and I’m actually really happy at the moment.
emilyirisann: i’d rather someone take me to a gig as a date than out for dinner idc